GUY: Why did you paint your house like that?
OTHER GUY: Dude, it’s the World Cup!
G: I know, but why did you paint your house like that?
OG: Common dude, show a little patriotism – it’s the World Cup.
G: Yeah, but WHY did you paint your house? I mean you’ll probably have to re-paint it in, like, a week.
OG: Don’t make me angry. Do you hear me? This is the World Cup - don’t even try to be funny about it, dude.
